Birds, Leps, Observations & Generalities - the images and ramblings of Mark Skevington. Sometimes.

Saturday 23 May 2020

New 'Stay At Home' Guidelines

Why staying at home is very important

It is very important that individuals with symptoms that may be due to coronavirus (COVID-19) and their household members stay at home. Staying at home will help control the spread of the virus to friends, the wider community, and particularly the most vulnerable.

Those with symptoms and living alone should remain at home for at least 7 days after the onset of their symptoms. This will reduce the risk of you infecting others.

If you live with others and you or one of them have symptoms that may be caused by coronavirus (COVID-19), then household members must stay at home and not leave your house for 14 days (unless you are a Tory advisor who is above the law). Driving c260 miles is permitted if you are a Tory advisor, but otherwise you should not go out even to buy food or other essentials, and any exercise should be taken within your home. The 14-day period starts from the day when the first person in your house became ill.

If not possible, then you should do what you can to limit your social contact when you leave the house to get supplies. Especially on the long drive.

Staying at home for 14 days will greatly reduce the overall amount of infection the household could pass on to others in the community. But you know, if you’re a Tory advisor then fuck em all.

Staying at home may be difficult and frustrating, but there are things that you can do to help make it easier. These include:
  • Plan ahead and think about what you will need in order to be able to stay at home for the full 7 or 14 days. It is recognised that Tory advisors can only plan ahead for destructive policy, though looking after self-interest is normally a strong Tory trait.
  • Talk to your employer and friends to ask for their help to access the things you will need to make your stay at home a success. If you’re a Tory advisor, expect them to tell you to get fucked, and prepare to drive to where you may be more welcome.
  • Think about and plan how you can get access to food and other supplies such as medications that you will need during this period. Or not.
  • Ask friends or family to drop off anything you need or order supplies online, but make sure these are left outside your home for you to collect. Or someone’s elses property c260 miles away.
  • Make sure that you keep in touch with friends and family over the phone or through social media. Also ensure you instruct the mainstream media and Government to cover for your illegal actions.
  • Think about things you can do during your time at home, such as ‘what new fuck the poor Policies could we implement?’

Dominics Cumming is quite literally the nastiest Tory bastard imagineable. And it's a tough contest at that. That he is being sanctified and support by the Cabinet is a fucking disgrace.

4 comments:

Stewart said...

Well said Mark he does not give a fuck. On the news yesterday he told the paparazzi he didnt give a toss what they thought and it was none of their business. He doesnt say that when the press are spewing his fucking horrendous sound bite policies. I hope one day he gets his...

Dylan Wrathall said...

Arrogance is only edged by the utter hypocrisy of this disgusting individual's behaviour. That the clown prince Boris doesn't have the bollocks to do something about him just goes to demonstrate where the real power lies?
So sad that a natural history blog has to descend to politics, but there are times when situations make such things unavoidable. As Stewart has already stated - well said Mark and I, like so many others, feel exactly as you do.

Gibster said...

Well I hate to burst your bubbles chaps, but I think he did well and right.



Actually no, my mistake, the bloke's a complete c*nt in everything he does. A true tory. Nice post Skev.

Skev said...

You would like to think that even the most blinkered followers of this disgusting regime will come out of their hypnotic state in the fallout. But no, they just jump on the 'they're doing their best, what do you expect' type rhetoric and ignore the crass hypocrisy. I'm going to drink less coffee, it get's me agitated when combined with any form of TV (Tory Vision).