I really don't see what all the fuss about Katie is anyway - it's not like she's new to it.
Her marriage to Peter Andre collapsed due to conflicting opinions on which fake tan product was best.
Of him, they said "lock up your hair products"
More recently she's been stuck like velcro to hairy knob Russell Brand
Of him, they said "lock up your daughters, mothers, grandmothers and goats"
Seen on a secret date out with Big Willie
Of him, they said "lock up your military aircraft and raptors"