Big Black Cloud

Volcanic dust - pah - nothing compared to the huge black cloud I've been involved with at work over the last couple of days. Anyway - nothing useful to report so here's a classic old sexist joke and something to listen to:

Naturalist comes home after a very successful expedition to the Amazon. He brings home a new amphibian species that he's called the Fellatio Frog, and gives it to his wife. 'What the hell do you want me to do with that?' says the wife. 'Teach it to cook, then feck off .....'

This was one of the first electro-funk tracks I heard, and given that it was based around the beat from one Kraftwerk track (Numbers) and the hook-line from another (Trans Europe Express) it was naturally favoured. This was just around the same time that a group of us at school loitered around a big ghetto blaster and a roll of lino during the lunch break (not that I ever managed to break dance ...)