Came home from work and whilst pottering about I went to check various boxed larvae to see how they were doing. Found a small box with this in it:
Somehow I don't think Nichola takes my hobbies very seriously!
Here's another blokey joke that is no doubt too puerile for serious comedians: A couple's relationship is on the rocks, so they go to a marriage guidance councillor. He asks them to start off positively by thinking of things they have in common. There follows a long period of uncomfortable silence. Eventually, the husband offers 'well - neither of us gives blow jobs ........'