Somehow I don't think Nichola takes my hobbies very seriously!
Here's another blokey joke that is no doubt too puerile for serious comedians: A couple's relationship is on the rocks, so they go to a marriage guidance councillor. He asks them to start off positively by thinking of things they have in common. There follows a long period of uncomfortable silence. Eventually, the husband offers 'well - neither of us gives blow jobs ........'
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I wasn't quite sure on the identity of that 'thing' at first Mark...[it reminded me of a certain sexual device to be honest]...but i guess it's just some 'sweety' type object....
ps...unless it's a combination of the two 'things'...and is, in fact, an edible sexual-pleasuring device...?
pps...the other object in the container is definitely a leaf of some sort....
Beast...
'ck knows what the moth will look like when that hatches....
Yes Mark the Bluetail was a male but a FS, all blue with brown wings a belter too hopping about between roses on soil like a garden robin!
There's twisted, there's disturbed, and then there's Beast ;-) Only you could visualise a perfectly innocent jelly sweet as a set of anal beads (or whatever you were thinking)!
Nice one Stewart - nothing better than a major rarity performing well in smart plumage.
That Nichola eh? I bet her and the kids were pissing themselves as they set that one up.
Are you coming down to the Crit tomorrow in honour of Mr Gray?
I had the last laugh - I ate the last one. Yes - I'll be there c9ish for a couple.
I do apologise Mark...i am one sick fuck...[chuckle]!
In my dark 'book' tho....nothing and no-one..is innocent...
ps...[don't ask me what that means coz i ain't gotta clue]....
pps...out of...[serious] interest....pray tell....why is Mr.Gray to be honoured...?
Beast....
I think he's got a permanent job at the hospital as a psychopathic nurse. He's been a perpetual student for as long as I've known him (c15 years). You know the Criterion - come and have a beer.
Psychopathic nurse eh?...wot...like that bitch out of 'one flew over the cuckcoo's nest'? [one of my all time fav films]....
ps...i will come down the 'Crit' at some point for a bevvy...tho at moment i is still suffering from one bastard of a 'cold' that is really fuckin me right off....
pps...Mr.Gray.....good for you on job front....cheers like!
Beast......
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