Lamont / Darling
This cannot be just coincidence, and there must be an explanation for the 11 year gap between their births, but they must be twins. Or this is a classic example of convergent evolution.
Hair - white
Eyebrows - black
Educated at - Loretto School, Musselburgh, East Lothian
Popularity - zero
Political leaning - depends on wind direction
Political party - Conservanewlabour
Briefcase colour preference - dull red
Biggest political job - Chancellor of the Exchequer
Preceded and appointed by - the bloke who went on to be a dull, dour fuckwit of a Prime Minister who in turn was preceded by an egotistical maniac that spent too long as PM (ie John Major and Gordon Brown)
Hobbies - screwing the nation through taxation
I rest my case.
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