Wednesday, 18 November 2009
Out of Here!
As the reality show based in the jungle wilds of Parliament draws toward the final stages, one of the main contestants starts to crack and faces eviction. Gordon Brown (aka GB, Gordy, Browny, Browny Gordy, Twat) has riled fellow contestants with offensive hand gestures:
"You're a wanker Cameron"
It had all started so well, with GB seeing off one of his main rivals in an early episode:
The Bush-Fucker Trial
More recently though, things have been getting harder to swallow for Gordy:
Talking bollocks is easier than eating them.
Browny explains just how big, round and squidgy the bollocks were.
As the end nears, Browny Gordy has taken to seeking advice from more enlightened fellows:
Tell me how taxation works again Mr (Leicester) Lama?
Despite the setbacks, Twat looks set to stay in the jungle to the bitter end, seeing of fellow contestants on the way: